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It all takes place in a solar system of planets terraformed for humans to live on them; 500 years into the future. There is an alliance (of course), or government, and then there are the outer rim planets filled with, for lack of a better term, rebels. The alliance wants control and everyone to live peacefully and happy. While the rebels want free-thinking and...to get rowdy once in a while, presumably. In the middle is Captain Mal and his rag-tag crew of thieves. They pick up a government created psychic warrior (in the form of a 90 lb girl) and begin to make unpleasant discoveries. Space battles, martial arts style fist fights and lots of talking ensue. Right away I realized that these actors could use a little more brush-up time on the stage at New School University with James Lipton. But you can't make a movie version of a semi-popular TV show with different actors; what would the Star Trek films have been with a completely different cast? So I got over the poor casting quickly and realized secondly, that the story is taking a while to get anywhere and there sure is a lot of talking and not enough laser beams and ass-kickery. It's sprinkled here and there, but not enough to measure up to what I was expecting. Then, with the final 45 minutes to an hour, the fighting begins. The space battle, though only about 4 minutes long, is probably the best I have ever seen. Better even than the opening to "Revenge of the Sith." Just as much going on, but... dirtier; and way cooler looking ships, sound effects and aerobatics (is that a word?). You have a city of decomposing corpses (right on), blood thirsty savages that will stop at nothing to rip you to shreds and lots of guns and "Matrix-style" fight scenes. It really gets intense there at the end and made it worth it for me, but probably not your average movie-goer.
Still, once it got rolling I had a blast and will see it again one day on DVD. I think 70% of the people I know will think this movie was too slow to get their attention right away, poorly acted or just plain dorky. 25% will side with me: not the greatest thing ever, but definitely fun and worth the ten bucks after a hard day's work. And the remaing 5% will think it is totally kick-ass and they can't wait to see it again with their friends ASAP. I could be wrong though. Maybe I'm giving too much credit (or not enough credit) to the movie patrons out there. I think I would recommend that you at least check it out. If you absolutely hate sci-fi or fantasy, don't bother. But everyone else may be pleasantly surprised at what this film has to offer; and maybe, just maybe, it will generate enough buzz to warrant a sequel. I would see that in a heartbeat.
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